Cat Poop Cookies

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Ingredients

Meuni`ere suace Chocolate Ingredients
1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup butter margarine, or lard
1 each egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract or peppermint extract
2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
1 x grape nuts cereal
Gingerbread ingredients
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup butter or margarine, or lard
1 each egg
2 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
1 x ginger cinnamon, cloves, to taste, (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
1 x grape nuts cereal
Mixins
1 x coconut shredded
1 x chocolate chips
1 x butterscotch chips
1 x peanut butter chips
1 x ramen noodles or spagetti, cooked
1 x corn
1 x peanuts
1x puff pastry

Directions

*NOTE: puff pastry things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute).

Add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.

Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff.

Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.

Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops.

Roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).

Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop.

You get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.

Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it.

This recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

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Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 1282g
Amount per Serving
Calories 5749 45% of calories from fat
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 288.0g443%
 Saturated Fat 179.0g893%
 Trans Fat 0.0g
Cholesterol 1023mg341%
Sodium 2658mg111%
Total Carbohydrate 768.0g256%
 Dietary Fiber 88.0g353%
 Sugars 276.0g
Protein 106.0g211%
Vitamin A 191%  Vitamin C 3%
Calcium 57%  Iron 357%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

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